Moving out of old grounds

Alright
Here we go
I almost forgot how to do this bc when you use wordpress it- 
Nevermind boring, yo whats up
I've been gone for a while, lets just assume these blogposts are going to be very sparatic.
I think I spelled that wrong.
speratic?
Ok
so the reason I've been gone is because I got lost in the sauce
I think I'm still lost in the sauce actually
I dont know if I want to get real into how I feel lately and make this a public therapy session or if I just wanna dive into some fiction like I have before..
Personally I just read some of my old blogs and the fiction was way funner to read lmao
Aight I'll save it for the journal or whatever
here we go... (future me here, I apologize in advance)

Setting:
Deep in the canopy of the South American Amazon lives a small tribe of indians.
The forest is unforgivable.
Wild baboons swinging by, wild cats out on the prowl, all sorts of crazy bugs.
The people are doing well all things considered but they are still fighting day to day.
Shit.
Just last week we lost johnny to a pack of viscious red ants
brutal
THAT kind of shit 

Alright
Plot:
Indian dude #1 (lets call him Arty)
and Indian chick #2(we'll learn about #1 later)(also we call this chick Artithia(I know creative right(yo how many parenthesis can you put in each other?)))
Arty has a crush on Artithia but Artithia only really rocks with tall dudes and Arty kinda short(no offense short kings).

Lets begin
Aight so Arty and shorty are walking along the viscious (not viscous) jungle floor and they are going to get water for their respective families.
Btw Arty kinda awkward, Arty like 19 and Artithia like 20

"He- Hey Artithia" says Arty
"Oh, Hi Arty! How you-"

*Suddenly a wild panther jumps out of the brush and pounces on Artithia!*

"Ohhhhh shit! Ohh fuck" says Arty

*The panther continues to eat Artithia*

"Damn! Shit man! Thats fucked up dawg yo! Is anyone watching this??"

*The panther takes Artithia away and Arty has a few moments to process everything*

*more cussing from Arty*

"Shit, holy- mother-"
"..."
*Arty kinda chills out*

"well I guess we do live in the jungle"
"shit"
"damn.."
 *Arty goes and gets water and takes it back home*

*Arty enters home*

Artys mom: "Oh! Thank goodness honey! Your uncle Rico was just about to dehydrate due to his jungle fever he caught"

Artys dad: "yep seems like he wont be making it any longer past sundown tomorrow unless we get him some of them chilli peppers aaround the mountain" 

"legend says the chillis just make you shit the fever straight outs what they say, mmhhmm i tell u wut"

(I'm kinda losing it here but dont worry it gets better)

Artys mom: "Now honey... What do you say you try to score us them chillis? You could even take Seo, the girl next hut(see told u about girl#1, this is her btw!)

Arty: "Mommmmm stfu omg dont even"
jk jk

Arty: "You really think she'd go with me? Ehh I don't know if I'm up for it.. See today I saw Arti-"

Artys dad: "Now Arty you either nut up or shut up around here. Are you going to go save your uncle tomorrow or are you just gonna sit in your room and play with that soft peice of goatskin you found last month? Yeah I know all about that! And if you don't go out tomorrow the whole tribe will know! Shit theres only like 5 people out here anyways! If we lose Uncle Rico thats about a quarter of the damn population! 

*Suddenly a man bursts through the door!*

Randome man: *panting* "Have-.. oh my god- Have you guys seen Seo??!?"

Whole room: "Seo?!?"

*artys mom glances at Arty*

random man: "yes! shes gone missing! ever since last night nobody has seen garfield or dick tracy of her"
(see i told u im kinda losin it but holdup)

*room gasps in terror*

Artys dad: "Well do you know what she was going out for so late at night?"

random man: "Yes! Well. From what her dad said, Seo was sneaking out at night to meet up with the only other boy other than Arty in the tribe.

Artys mom: "Ernold?"

Random man: " Yes, Ernold"

Whole room: "Well where is he?"

*Ernold comes around the corner*

Ernold: "I'm right here"

*room gasps*

Ernold: "It- It wasn't me I swear... She- she told me to meet her by the old coconut tree but, when I got there... All I heard was a big growl"
*Ernold tears in eyes*
"When I went looking for her I saw that she had dropped a shirt... It was bloody but I could barely make out what it said..."

*Uncle Rico slips out of semi-coma and leans up*

Uncle Rico: "Well, whatd the damn shirt say?!?"

*Ernold surprised by the ghost of a man that had just spoken to him*

Ernold: "Oh right,. well, you see it was a shirt with a cat on it..."
"It had claw marks so it looked like she was taken by one.."
"If you really looked hard you could see she had woven some letters on it.."
"The letters wrote... "Don't be scared of pussy, they don't bite"".....

Whole room: .....

*silence washed over the room*

*For a moment it seemed like nobody would ever speak again* 

Uncle Rico: "So you mean to tell me this girl Seo, went out of her way last night. To bring you a shirt she made all by herself... That said "pussy doesn't bite"? Am I reading this all right son?"

*Everyone amazed at Uncle Ricos sudden energy but also still kinda sad and weirded out*

Ernold: "Yes sir."
Uncle Rico: "And then! This girl went and got eaten by a pussy cat?"

Ernold: "Well it seemed like a big cat sir but,.. yes, that's what I'm saying..."

Uncle Rico "Hmmm..."

*The room sits in silence for a small moment before Uncle Rico speaks again*
*Arty, in disbelief that the only two women he could marry were eaten now*

Uncle Rico: "Well... I guess.."
"You reap what you Soe."




"Thank you very much I'm here all night"
"but maybe not tomorrow"

*Uncle Rico passes back out*

*Everyone sits for a moment processing what just happened.*

*Arty in shock now starts his way up to his room*
*Arts dad stops him*

Artys dad: "Hey ole son..."
*he reaches in his back pocket*imagine a pocket bc they in the jungle they aint really got pockets)*
"Have this."
*Artys dad hands him a fresh and super soft peice of goatskin (barely used he thought to himself)*
Artys dad: "You're gonna need this more than me tonight"

*Arty tears up and walks away again towards his room*

*Artys dad calls out*

Artys dad: "And oh son! Forget about the chillis tomorrow. After the shit your uncle Rico just pulled... I don't think we'll be living here much longer..."

*Artys dad pulls out a phone and calls someone*

Artys dad: "Hello? Yes, we're ready to come back home."

*Lost credits start playing*