The alchemist
Jun 7 2022
Wow. Okay total failure this morning. Here I am at 7:55 pm writing this up instead of at 6am when I said I would.. Anyways I'm probably tired from the 2 hours I put in at the gym yesterday. I'm trying to go longer these days, you know summer and whatnot. I was tireddddddd I mean like delirious when I woke up. I felt like I just boxed with Mike Tyson for 2 hours and then took 5 melatonin and watched a nature documentary on sloths. Tired Buttt Yo boy feeling good now. Hit the gyzzy and what not, had some shrimp *skrimp for dinner. This is good. My new camera lens came in today 24mm, pretty pumped about that. It gives that blurry background/cinematic look which I like. I tried to record a video yesterday but you know what this is probably boring as fuck to read right now xD Lets make something up. We got 30 minutes lets go. Let me take you down the path of my creative mind. Lets start with a setting and then we'll move into character development. .. It was a warm but cloudy afternoon. The town of Grapeville sits still as the leaves rustle and you can hear the faint voices of people talking in their backyards. Everything seems peaceful and at the same time unequivocally interesting. Everybody was out talking yet nobody was in the streets. Everyone locked into their proverbial homes, with only familiar faces to share it with. Happiness without sharing with the world. How could this be? Go back to 3 days ago with me. The day the internet died. .. IT was just normal day. Another Tuesday afternoon passing by. The IT nerds were happily lacing cables and troubleshooting machines. Construction workers checking their facebooks on their sporadic breaks. A lonely adolescent in his room debating opening pornhub when suddenly! ---- Silence. For the first few moments people looked at their phones with a puzzling stare. "Damn Tmobile doesn't work anywhere anymore" said Dave one of the construction workers. "I'll tell you what ever since I switched over from Veri-" But his words were halted as he realized that everybody else was staring at their phones with the same puzzlement he'd had. (Now Dave knew that Tony his manager/contractor had AT&T the most lucrative of all cellular brands, "if Tony didn't have signal then who would?", he thought.) ----- On the other side of the country(USA). Steven, an up and coming IT star in his own regards was troubleshooting a link on one of his devices. "What the hell", he thought. "This link is even more messed up than when I started to fix it." As he flipped open a new tab on his laptop to find an answer he realized that it wasn't even connected to the internet. "What in the god beep", he said. Puzzled he went to get off the floor(picture he's in a datacenter surrounded by machines). As he grabbed his phone and went for the exit he realized ALL THE MACHINES WERE OFF. "Holy dog shit in a basket!", said Steven. His phone would not work, his laptop would not work, he feared he might not even have work soon. ---- In an empty suburban home sat Sebastian. 16 years old and bored out of his fucking mind, he had just found the most robust pornographic video of his existence. After hours spent scouring the web, he finally had it. This was the video that would take him back to homebase. He brushed the dust off the lotion in the bathroom and proceeded to his bed with intent to do what all kids his age do. Finally the time had come(no pun intended). When suddenly, barely even through the initial plot(picture riley reid in a nurse outfit acting very poorly) a buffer appeared. Eager to see if the nurse could properly care for her wounded patient he waited and waited and waited but the video would never load. The video would never achieve a load. And neither would he. ---- Back at the construction site Dave had just finished talking to everyone and Tony had gone out to his car. "Well the dang thing don't got no signal dammit", said Dave. "I've done clicked it, plucked it, and restarted it a thousand times". "Dave it's not a damn chicken, I'm sure it'll come around", said Tim (Dave's close friend) "Well lemme tell ya, if it was a chicken itd be a cooked one because I don't see no damn bars on my phone" Dave pointed his screen at Tim "I told you Dave don't nobody got signal out here, we all just gotta keep working through I'm sure everything is fine." But it wasn't fine. ...Somewhere in the deep mechanisms of the United States government sat Joe Biden with none other than Jeffrey Epstein. "Now you know I can't keep my business up without the internet Joe, we've got to do something about this!" *Joe mumbles* "Yes I know you have no control over this, but if we don't act fast we could be losing millions of dollars! You know my clients have most of their data in their iclouds! If they can't access what they want they'll turn on me! And worse yet, as of right now all the blackmail I have on them is wiped out! *Joe raises an eyebrow* *Joe mumbles again* "Yes JOE, ALL OF THE BLACKMAIL" *Joe suddenly perks up with an energy never seen before* (Even in his youngest days Joe couldn't have acted any faster) *Joe quickly runs in the nearest bathroom, locks the door, and makes a phone call* "Hello this is John Cena, you might not see me but you can hear me. Whats up" *mumbles* "Seriously?!", says John Cena. *In the weakest voice imaginable* Joe murmurs: ...yes.... ..it worked.... .....keep it off...... -- ------ - Alright thats my 30 minutes+, thanks I appreciate it if you stuck around. Leave a comment if you like this kinda stuff, See ya tomorrow.
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